The Sales Freak Presents
ARE YOU A FREAK ABOUT WRITING?
Books. Authors. Stories. Publishing. Podcasts. Audiobooks. Scripts. Editing. AI. The whole world around words.
I wrote a nearly 400-page book and learned something pretty quickly: writing it is only half the battle. Getting anybody to find the thing is the other half. So I built Writers Freak around the whole world of words. I’m building my own Parking Spots and Garage here with the same product I’m opening to you. If something in the writing world keeps rattling around in your head, give it a Spot and put it somewhere people can actually find again.
🔎 SEARCH THE ISLAND
Search an author, book, podcast, subject, story, service, publisher or keyword and find the Parking Spots around it.
RECENTLY PARKED
Books, stories, authors, podcasts, audiobooks, publishing, AI, writing businesses, strange ideas, great writing, terrible writing and whatever else around words is interesting enough to deserve a Parking Spot.
✍️ WRITING IS WAY BIGGER THAN “I WROTE A BOOK.”
Writing the words is one job. Getting anybody to notice them is another.
I learned that one myself.
I wrote Wicked Darkness: Johnny’s Survival Guide To The End Times. Roughly 400 pages of wild Christian, spiritual and end-times rabbit holes. I put it on Amazon. I built WickedDarkness.com. Anybody who wants the book can find it.
Assuming they know to look for it.
That’s the annoying part.
Putting a book on Amazon can feel a little like putting it on a library shelf in a town of 500 people surrounded by an Iowa cornfield. Technically, the book is available.
Congratulations. The freeway is still on the other side of the cornfield. 😂
- Words & stories — books, articles, scripts, essays, newsletters, podcasts, commentary and whatever else somebody actually sat down and wrote.
- Publishing & production — editors, publishers, ghostwriters, designers, narrators, audiobook producers, tools and services that help turn those words into something finished.
- Audience & discovery — the giant question that arrives after the work is done: how does anybody actually find it?
Writing it doesn’t mean anybody will find it.
That’s an absurd amount of stuff to talk about.
WELCOME TO THE ISLAND.
⭐ THERE ARE REALLY THREE SIDES TO THIS GAME
✍️ I WRITE SOMETHING
Authors, screenwriters, bloggers, journalists, podcasters, poets, copywriters, essayists and other storytellers start with words, ideas and something they want somebody else to read, hear or experience.
🛠️ I HELP MAKE IT BETTER
Editors, ghostwriters, publishers, designers, narrators, producers, agents, coaches and writing services help turn rough ideas and finished manuscripts into something ready for the world.
📣 I HELP PEOPLE FIND IT
Marketers, publicists, platforms, creators, reviewers and writers themselves are trying to solve the part nobody talks enough about: getting the finished work in front of people who might actually care.
THE WORDS ARE THE STARTING POINT.
EVERYTHING AROUND THEM IS THE ISLAND.
🌴 THE WRITERS FREAK ISLAND
Writers Freak is one Island inside Freak Sites. I built this one around words, stories and everything people do before, during and after somebody finally types THE END.
Books. Authors. Articles. Screenplays. Podcasts. Audiobooks. Publishing. Editing. AI. Marketing. Tools. Services. Literary rabbit holes. Great ideas. Terrible first drafts. All of it.
And apparently the Island already has a permanent resident.
He’s green, carries a fountain pen like a weapon, has enough notebooks to qualify as luggage and seems to have decided he lives here now. Fine by me. Every Island needs a local. 😂
I’m building here too — my Parking Spots, my Garage, my writing, my research and whatever strange subject sends me down another rabbit hole.
The same Parking Spots are open to anybody who wants to build their own corner of the writing world.
THIS ISN’T JUST A BOARD FOR PEOPLE SAYING “BUY MY BOOK.”
Although, yes, you can absolutely park a book here too.
But here’s the bigger idea: you do not need to arrive with a book, a writing business, a service, a product or an audience.
Writers Freak is the writing-world Island I built and use myself. A Parking Spot is the product — one page you can use to build something inside that world.
Pick a corner that interests you. Books and authors. AI and writing. Publishing. Screenwriting. Audiobooks. Podcasts. Literary history. Writing tools. Book marketing. Copyright fights. Great writing. Terrible writing. Strange stories about people who make a living with words.
Use AI if it helps. Create one worthwhile Parking Spot. Give it an address. Share it. Watch what gets attention. Build another.
Keep going and you aren’t just posting pages anymore. You’re building a Writers Freak Garage — your own Channel inside the Island.
THAT’S THE PART YOUTUBE TAUGHT EVERYBODY.
YouTube doesn’t require you to arrive with a video business before you start a channel. It gives you a container. You fill it with videos.
Writers Freak works the same way at the simplest level. I built the writing-world Island. You decide what part of that world you want to build around, then fill your Garage with Parking Spots.
YOU DON’T NEED A WRITING BUSINESS TO START.
YOU CAN USE WRITERS FREAK TO START BUILDING ONE.
And I’m not asking you to do something I’m not doing myself.
I’m building my Garage here too.
THERE’S A LOT MORE HERE THAN “BUY MY BOOK.”
If the connection to writing, storytelling, publishing, podcasts, audiobooks, media, writing tools, services or getting words in front of people makes sense, there’s probably a place for it here.
🔎 I WANTED ONE PLACE TO FIND MY OWN WRITING STUFF AGAIN.
Writing is a massive world, and I already create a ridiculous amount of it. Why not build an Island where I can keep it, search it and turn some of it into something else later?
Books. Commentary. Articles. Stories. Research. AI. Publishing. Podcasts. Audiobooks. Audio. Marketing. Weird ideas I couldn’t stop thinking about.
Some of those Parking Spots may point people toward Wicked Darkness, Freak Sites, Cool Car Guy, my Sales Freak account or something else I’m building.
Some are simply stories or subjects I wanted to explore.
Either way, months later I don’t want to remember which social platform, podcast description, video description, document, post or digital drawer I threw something into.
I want to remember one thing.
THE KEYWORD.
Somebody brings up a book, an author, podcast, audiobook, AI, publishing, prophecy, storytelling or something else I already spent way too much time writing about and I think:
“I ALREADY WROTE ABOUT THIS.”
I don’t start scrolling through old posts.
I come back to Writers Freak and type what I remember.
AMAZON. PODCAST. AI. BOOK. EDITOR. STORY.
BAM. THERE’S THE PARKING SPOT.
Maybe I want to read it again.
Maybe something changed and I want to update it.
Maybe somebody is arguing about the subject and I already did the work.
Copy the link. Send it. Have a nice day.
A social post gets a timestamp.
A Parking Spot gets an address.
That’s what I wanted.
A searchable Island built around words, stories and everything around them, where the content I create doesn’t disappear into a feed.
Remember the subject. Search the Island. Find the Parking Spot.
THE WRITING WORLD IS ENORMOUS.
I’M BUILDING MY CORNER.
YOU CAN BUILD YOURS.
✒️ WANT TO CLAIM A DESK ON MY ISLAND?
I built Writers Freak because I wanted somewhere to put the things I write, research, argue about and occasionally spend way too much time thinking about.
I’m building my own Parking Spots and Garage here with the same product I’m opening to you.
You do not need a published book, a writing business, an agent, a podcast, a giant audience or a tortured relationship with a typewriter.
You need something in the world of words worth building around.
A book. An author. AI and writing. A publishing disaster. A screenplay. An audiobook. A copyright fight. A weird piece of literary history. A useful tool. A terrible ending. A great opening line. A story nobody else seems to be telling.
Use AI if it helps. Build the Parking Spot. Give the subject its own page and URL. Distribute it. Watch the counter. Build another one when the next idea refuses to leave you alone.
Already wrote the article? Recorded the podcast? Shot the video? Filled a folder with research nobody else has seen?
Great. Bring the useful parts with you.
Starting with nothing but an idea and a blinking cursor?
That’s fine too. Writers have been staring at blank pages and making questionable decisions for centuries. 😂
NOW IT HAS AN ADDRESS.
A standard Writers Freak Parking Spot costs $7 one time. No subscription. No scheduled renewal. No scheduled expiration.
You get the same basic Parking Spot tools I use:
- Up to 25 photos
- Up to two supported embedded videos
- Up to 30,000 characters for writing
- Which should be enough unless Tolstoy moves in too
- Your own dedicated URL
- Links, contact information and calls to action
- A public view counter
- A place inside the searchable Writers Freak Island
THE PARKING SPOT IS THE PRODUCT.
IT’S THE SAME PRODUCT I USE TO BUILD MY OWN WRITERS FREAK GARAGE.
If it genuinely belongs somewhere around writing, storytelling or the world around words, park it.
If something changes, update it.
If you’re done with it, remove it.
WANT TO PUSH ONE PARKING SPOT FURTHER?
The standard $7 Parking Spot is the starting point. There are also optional one-time products when they make sense:
- Video Spotlight — $99
A finished 3–5 minute video you provide and I approve for publication through the @FreakSites channels on YouTube and Rumble, with links back to the active Parking Spot. - StoryDrive™ 1000 — $299
A commitment to 1,000 additional recorded views for one active, eligible Parking Spot under the current StoryDrive™ terms.
The Parking Spot stays the core product.
ONE PARKING SPOT IS A PAGE.
YOUR GARAGE IS YOUR WRITING CHANNEL.
THAT CAN BECOME A BUSINESS.
Every Parking Spot connects to your profile.
Build one and you have one page. Keep creating and those Parking Spots collect inside your Writers Freak Garage.
Your Garage might become a world around books and authors. Or AI and writing. Or screenwriting. Or publishing. Or audiobooks. Or literary history. Or whatever corner of the writing world keeps dragging you back to the keyboard.
Think of the Garage as your shelf inside the Island. The Parking Spots are what you keep putting on it.
Maybe you already have a book, business, podcast, audience or stack of manuscripts nobody has seen.
Great.
Maybe you don’t.
That’s fine too. A blank shelf is not a failure. It’s just waiting for the first thing worth putting on it.
I’m doing the same thing with mine. And the green guy with the fountain pen appears to be taking notes. 😂
🛠️ YES. YOU BUILD YOUR OWN PARKING SPOT.
Don’t panic. If you’ve survived a blinking cursor, you can survive this form. 😂
Writers Freak isn’t a done-for-you publishing company. It’s a self-service system I built because I wanted to use it myself — then I opened the same tools to you.
Hit Grab A Spot. Choose the category that fits. Add the writing, images, videos, links and whatever you want somebody to do next.
If staring at a blank page makes your brain hurt, use AI. I do.
Just make it truthful and make sure it belongs somewhere around writing, storytelling or the world around words.
Then have at it.
💰 WANT TO DO WHAT I’M DOING?
I’m building Writers Freak by using the product myself — and selling the same $7 Parking Spots other people can use to build here too.
I create Parking Spots. I build my Garage. I use AI. I distribute what I create. I watch what gets attention. And I show people what I’m doing.
You can do the same thing.
The Writers Freak Affiliate Program is free to apply for. Approval is required. You do not have to buy a Parking Spot just to become an affiliate.
Build your Garage. Show somebody what you’re doing.
If somebody buys a qualifying $7 Parking Spot through your affiliate relationship, you earn 20% on the direct sale.
If that assigned customer comes back later and buys another qualifying Parking Spot or other commissionable Writers Freak product?
YOU CAN GET PAID AGAIN.
Views matter because they show attention. Writers Freak does not pay you merely because somebody read the page, admired your semicolons or argued about the Oxford comma. 😂
The product has to sell.
Want to build a connected network too?
20% → 15% → 10% → 5% → 5%
You don’t get paid for joining.
You don’t get paid just because somebody becomes an affiliate.
You don’t get paid just because somebody clicks a link.
BUILD IT.
SHOW IT.
SELL IT.
DUPLICATE IT.
I BUILT THE PRODUCT.
YOU CAN USE IT, SELL IT AND BUILD A NETWORK AROUND IT.
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I BUILT THE ISLAND.
I BUILT THE PRODUCT.
YOU CAN USE IT TOO. PUT IT IN WRITING.
Read the stories. Hear what gets said. See what gets written. Search the Island. See what people park here.
If something in the world of words is worth writing, arguing about, recording, explaining or remembering, give it a Parking Spot. Then write the next one.
Illustrations and examples are provided for educational, explanatory and editorial storytelling purposes.